The End is Near: MK Buys Fancy Toilet Paper for Everyone!
The Julian Calendar originally consisted of 10 months so some time has been unaccounted. The prophecy of the end of the world has been extended with this error accounted.
Meanwhile, the end of multikulti is even more near. On March of the new year of 2015, the operations and space will be lifted into the heavens by our existence being upgraded to light, and in a flash — gone from this dimension and perhaps gone for good.
In order to prepare every follower of multikulti we have stocked all the bathrooms with extra absorbing and extra cushioning toilet paper. No more 1 ply toiletry. We have determined to share the wisdom of watching after our asses. We now have enough now to service all assholes with gratitude until the end.
However, the Garlic, the Q4 radio station, Chicago Independent Television and all the Eves we do will continue in a trickle down manner from the heavens. We will replace the third hand of Evil with the hand of Good. However this task will be impossible without your help. All we ask you to do is acknowledge only the good in the people for which paths you cross and align. Enjoy the last few months we have left at this dope space.