Peanut Skins Not Banned, Yet

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We expect to find discriminating propaganda that somehow South Asians are influencing the white population into the dark horrors associated with smoking peanut skins.

We expect to find discriminating propaganda that somehow South Asians are influencing the white population into the dark horrors associated with smoking peanut skins.

The drug war’s Drug Enforcement Aggressors recently gave up on enforcing anti-cannabis efforts with their statement “if we put all those dope heads in prison then the prison industrial complex would be making more in profits than the military industrial complex. We simply cannot afford that reputation.” However a new nitch trend has taken off where people afraid to take the cannabis risk have tried smoking peanut skins and are really liking it. Peter pondered the idea and tried it with a few friends of his at multikulti “this is really something. I felt as if I was floating and the best part is you get to eat some peanuts in the process.” Philly who was also in the group said “peanut skins are really difficult to find at popular grocery stores. It seems the people behind the market were on to this from the beginning. We found only one source in a South Asian grocery store where the owner even told us that he smokes peanut skins but not to tell anyone.” Dr. Greenlove observed what was going on and was immediately alarmed: “first they went after the Mexicans with all their grass, no one stood up; next they will go after the South Asians for peanut skins, no one will stand up and we have to stop this vicious cycle of using minorities as scape goats in order to suppress natural methods of healing and mental escapes.” Greenlove continued “instead the culturally accepted norms of healing and mental escapes include movies that depict people having fun killing each other and bloodshed video games that build individual ego and divest any sense of empathy.” Cecil added “when kids are influenced by the dreadful thoughts of their actions being the deprivity and doom of others they respond with mental issues. Thank goodness and Jesus for peanut skins. Unfortanetly most take the route of supporting the Pharmaceutical Industrial Complex.”

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