NSA Proof Typewriter Compromised Through CALM-ED in Lieu of the Queen
Hallikey collects $15 trillion from a Blackhole to answer the call to recent demand for typewriter ribbons. MK-Garlic investigates the reason why the all sniffing nose complex would be interested and finds that all electric typewriters have been compromised. A schizophrenic hooked an oscilloscope in parallel to the power cord and found that each key puts out a unique and consistent current signature. We put a tracer on the current and followed it from Calm-Ed to the Dunk or Do-Not shop down the street. We bought us a cup of coffee. The schizophrenic test subject started scrying using AC light reflected off the coffee to devise a method to mislead the Queen’s efforts to use the same method on us. We used an Oliver mechanical typewriter with a hand up a Monkey’s ass as a proxy to derail the Queen’s attempt to compromise our attainment of counter-intelligence. So we compiled a solution to the root of why Eve-is-Ill. What we all have to do is and think with write
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recall and forget
react to what we forgot and in no way allow ourselves the cognitive experience to the reasons of our
Simply put: Evil loses a grip on us if we choose to react to the moment to only plausible notions responsible for otherwise rampant paranoia by clown dunking gas-lighting patsy tactics.