Multikulti Weekly Elevator Forecast
MONDAY – Slight chance of going up and down
TUESDAY – Holy shit we made it!
WEDNESDAY – Its raining again in the elevator shaft
THURSDAY – Good chance of delays
FRIDAY – Might hit some unexpected traffic patterns
SATURDAY – Sounds like someone is screaming
SUNDAY – Bats
MONDAY – Take nearest detour
TUESDAY – Oh shit we’re in the basement, what the fuck is this place?
WEDNESDAY – Look for reroute
THURSDAY – Feeling lucky?
FRIDAY – Pack a lunch
SATURDAY – Wear a diaper just in case
SUNDAY – Spend 30 days in the hole
MONDAY – Expect major delays
TUESDAY – Still waiting for it to come
WEDNESDAY – Its fixed if you believe it is
THURSDAY – Wind up on mystery floor
FRIDAY – Runs like a champ
SATURDAY – Goes all the way to top floor…and then some
SUNDAY – Bats…again
MONDAY-Door may open and close randomly, but other than that its OK
TUESDAY – Call a search and rescue team
WEDNESDAY – Hold your breath and don’t move around too much
THURSDAY – It could be worse
FRIDAY – Meet a stranger and exchange phone numbers
SATURDAY – Don’t make it angry
SUNDAY – Recuperating from a long weekend
MONDAY – Stairs are real similar to an elevator, why don’t you try those?
TUESDAY – Will get there eventually
WEDNESDAY – Look for better alternatives
THURSDAY – Arrive at the floor of your choosing
FRIDAY – You probably should have considered taking the stairs
SATURDAY – You don’t learn do you
SUNDAY – A little shaky
MONDAY – Live to ride another day!
TUESDAY – Better luck next time