Kids Soon to Be Vaccinated for Cooties

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A skeptic is forced to be vaccinated while asleep. Two weeks later he discredits ever having cooties in childhood. His immune system is strong enough at his late age not to cause him autism which is a factor not considered by the kool-aid industry.

A skeptic is forced to be vaccinated while asleep. Two weeks later he discredits ever having cooties in childhood. His immune system is strong enough at his late age not to cause him autism which is a factor not considered by the kool-aid industry.

FEMA confirms report of a massive cootie outbreak in schools across the US. Undercover officials working within the Department of Emergency Management have documented evidence from countless sources like 5 year old Jimmy Thomson who said “Katie has cooties.” Katie has recently been brought to a FEMA medical camp and is seeking treatment for her condition. A concerned mother complained “they are injecting them with all that kool-aid and now my son is diagnosed autistic,” she continues “but he does not have cooties anymore.” An outcry of the cooties epidemic has created a world of compassion and love out of an increased need for such attention. Ryan is now happy and cooties does not concern him enough anymore to be concerned about it.

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