Fetuses Diagnosed with ADD and Restless Leg Syndrome
Doctors have discovered that millions of fetuses are suffering from a terrifying epidemic of Restless Leg Syndrome that can only be the result of the perhaps most severe outbreak of Attention Deficit Disorder the world has ever seen. Millions of women have been reporting that they feel their baby kicking inside their womb. Pregnant women are being advised by the Department of Health (brought to you by Fisher) to properly address these concerns by preventative drugging with special Adderall and Oxycontin, now designed for fetuses! If you are pregnant and have experienced your baby kicking in the womb, you and your baby might be at serious risk so act now! Don’t think about it, just run right to your local pharmacist and let them know you need drugs fast. Why even question it? You just heard about it in the media so it must be absolutely true. I mean, would a commercial on TV lie to you? Of course not. No doctor approval required. Give your unborn baby the help they deserve and let them rest their little legs today.