Dr. Katalyst’s Last Coming

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Genral Patton of the Peace Fest says “I got one big enough, however I’d rather we do this before you expire because we just can’t wait to get this peaceful revolution going!”

Genral Patton of the Peace Fest says “I got one big enough, however I’d rather we do this before you expire because we just can’t wait to get this peaceful revolution going!”

Dr. Katalyst told the board at multikulti that when his time has come that he would like his soul to leave his body as his body is lit in a flame rolled on a bed of that all enduring female plant. He informed us in his will of what this would signify to the world; that there would be no need to tear down trees, no need to extract oil underground and under oceans leaving big cavities to collapse, no need for expensive chemotherapy, expensive and risky medications, no worries about non-biodegradable waste material’s impedance on the environment, no worries about energy abundance and the insurance of the ultimate food source containing everything the body ever needs. In summation, at the point of his passing everyone would realize that he was the one likely to be confused with the second coming– the one that united all and brought forever peace and abundance to the world, only to realize: damn, I could have smoked out with that dude.

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