Dr. Katalyst’s Last Coming

Jan 02, 15 Dr. Katalyst’s Last Coming

Dr. Katalyst told the board at multikulti that when his time has come that he would like his soul to leave his body as his body is lit in a flame rolled on a bed of that all enduring female plant.

read more

The End is Near: MK Buys Fancy Toilet Paper for Everyone!

Jan 02, 15 The End is Near: MK Buys Fancy Toilet Paper for Everyone!

The Julian Calendar originally consisted of 10 months so some time has been unaccounted. The prophecy of the end of the world has been extended with this error accounted. Meanwhile, the end of multikulti is even more near.

read more

The Spaceship Leaves

Jan 02, 15 The Spaceship Leaves

Dr. Katalyst had a dream that he discovered that the 4th floor of the building that is multikulti is actually a spaceship that took off.

read more

Is, Is?

Oct 10, 14 Is, Is?

The folks at multikulti are unraveling the greatest conspiracy of all time, and by that we do not mean what the CIA is actually funding with the cohesion of corporate warfare but the metaphysical question on our projection of reality.

read more

Multikulti Weekly Elevator Forecast

MONDAY – Slight chance of going up and down

TUESDAY – Holy shit we made it!

WEDNESDAY – Its raining again in the elevator shaft
THURSDAY – Good chance of delays
FRIDAY – Might hit some unexpected traffic patterns
SATURDAY – Sounds like someone is screaming
SUNDAY – Bats

MONDAY – Take nearest detour
TUESDAY – Oh shit we’re in the basement, what the fuck is this place?
WEDNESDAY – Look for reroute

read more

Call the Psychic Opvious Hotline

Mar 18, 14 Call the Psychic Opvious Hotline

Multikullti has started a new psychic hotline to help pay for our gas and electric bills. For a fantastic rate of just $3 a minute, you can talk to one of our most intuitive psychics. We have cultivated a rare gift that enables us to see the obvious truth that lies right in plain sight.

read more

Peanut Skins Not Banned, Yet

Mar 06, 14 Peanut Skins Not Banned, Yet

The drug war’s Drug Enforcement Agitators recently gave up on enforcing anti-cannabis efforts with their statement “if we put all those dope heads in prison then the prison industrial complex would be making more in profits than the military industrial complex. We simply cannot afford that reputation.”

read more

Multikulti Introduces New Food Pyramid Scheme

Mar 06, 14 Multikulti Introduces New Food Pyramid Scheme

Multikulti found a method of nutritional intake where animals and plants can profit off their consumers. Alec says “this perpetual system of an exchange of energy no longer gets depleted with this new pyramid scheme. Everyone that consumes plays an essential role in the scheme, and everyone profits in energy abundance.”

read more

Dr. Katalyst’s Phone Dies. 12 Dead at the Door

Mar 06, 14 Dr. Katalyst’s Phone Dies. 12 Dead at the Door

Back in the frigid cold of February, in an attempt to restore juice to the capacity of his phone, Dr. Katalyst leaves phone at home unplugged. He forgets that an anti-war group meets at the space. As a result of not being able to buzz them in at the door downstairs with his phone, 12 are found frozen dead at the building’s footsteps.

read more

The MK-Intelligence Agency Saves Money and Time by Pulling the Plug

Mar 06, 14 The MK-Intelligence Agency Saves Money and Time by Pulling the Plug

After three hours of using a computer, everything crawls and the hard drive cranks as if the mouse cursor is the cookie monster. I asked the developer of the operating system why why why: “Well we knew from the beginning of our operating system development that it needed to be as human like as possible, prone to fatigue and sluggish thinking towards the end of it’s cycle so to give people empathy for computers.”

read more

Man Clicks On Internet Ad for First Time

Mar 04, 14 Man Clicks On Internet Ad for First Time

Today, Dr. Nothing casually admitted that he had willfully clicked on an internet advertisement for the first time while he’s been surfing the web since he first came online in 1995. “I saw this ad…for a manual espresso maker…I was intrigued and just had to click on it”. He looked kind of ashamed, like he had done something terribly wrong. “I’ve clicked on ads by mistake a couple times before, you know just browsing the web, but this time I just had to find out more about this product.” Dr. Nothing always had a weakness for his vice for espresso, and with a machine that claims to work without electricity, he could not resist the temptation.

read more

Governor Gives the Old Two Steps Out the Back Door

Feb 28, 14 Governor Gives the Old Two Steps Out the Back Door

Today in an appearance by Governor Quinn at Loyola University, when pressed with critical questions about his political stances, Quinn put on his dancing shows and tip toed right out the back door, sliding out as the curtain dropped with people standing in their seats…shows over folks, and what an ending! “Hey Governor” people yelled “do an encore”. The crowd was rilled up in excitement.

read more

MK FRIDGE NOW CLEAN!

Feb 20, 14 MK FRIDGE NOW CLEAN!

Today the Multikulti refrigerator was cleaned properly for the first time in God knows how long its been. You may notice it now has an unfamiliar fresh smell to it, which is far more pleasant than the mystery odor you normally get when opening the door.

read more

Multikulti Transcends to Same Same

Jan 04, 14 Multikulti Transcends to Same Same

Activists focus all their energies on materializing someone levitating and succeeded.
Activists focus all their energies on materializing someone levitating and succeeded.

In a strange twist of events Multikulti was recently crowded with a large group of content Americans. This is in sharp contrast to the usual activists and “do gooders” who frequent MK, bitching and complaining about the status-quo and preaching their idealism on anything that will listen, including other humans, the plant life, bathroom walls and even over the internet virtual air waves. It has become commonplace that Multikulti is for those who wish to express themselves via activism and art yet on one strange January evening all of the MK patrons were content, neither happy nor upset at the “establishment,” “corporations” or “the man.”

read more

Your Dish-Wish @ Work

Dec 15, 13 Your Dish-Wish @ Work

The Multikulti kitchen will be accepting a new Karmic Payment Plan for those who do not wash the dishes they dirty, a change that is met with both joy and fear.

read more

What Wouldn’t Jesus Not Do?

Nov 15, 13 What Wouldn’t Jesus Not Do?

In an anticipation of the latest graffiti “taggin” throwdown following the most recent late night gathering at multikulti a few people have been volunteering to clean the men’s bathroom…

read more

Free the Ants!

Nov 15, 13 Free the Ants!

Wolves in sheep clothing were exposed at multikulti during a night in October that had the house full of working ants…

read more

Free the Human Breed with the [beep]

Oct 15, 13 Free the Human Breed with the [beep]

Illinios NORML redefines what it means to be normal: Yourself.

read more

MK+CIMC=POW

Oct 15, 13 MK+CIMC=POW

Members of Multikulti have been involved in producing Chicago Independent Television with Indymedia since episode 86.

read more

MK is back to Green

Oct 15, 13 MK is back to Green

The green screen (chromakey) studio has re-opened with a batch of brand new lights donated by Dreadsen (Media Skeptic.)

read more

Jazz Nights Cures the Docile

Oct 15, 13 Jazz Nights Cures the Docile

Every Tuesday night the zombies awake for their daily dose of vibrational treatment at multikulti from 10PM into the dawn, returning ready to function for their day jobs the next day.

read more