Ascends from Saturn, a human being runs for President…

Nov 07, 16 Ascends from Saturn, a human being runs for President…

Sid, the human conspiracy on the reptilian dominated Saturn returns to Earth to help in his presidency eradicate the infestation.
Sid, the human conspiracy on the reptilian dominated Saturn returns to Earth to help in his presidency eradicate the infestation.
So if you are not thinking about voting, do it anyways just to write Sid in. He can sure use a human kicking him to the oval office. No reptilian will vote for him or their sheeple. So we need to rally all the intelligent folks that wouldn’t otherwise vote.

The reptilian media establishment had cut the debate short between Sid, Trump and Clinton. Supposedly, unconfirmed reports that Weird Al will be the substitute to Sid’s hand on the bible. Conspiracy theories have gone wild about where Sid will be asked to place his hand. Hopefully it will be kid and sheeple safe.

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Fetuses Diagnosed with ADD and Restless Leg Syndrome

Oct 10, 14 Fetuses Diagnosed with ADD and Restless Leg Syndrome

Doctors have discovered that millions of fetuses are suffering from a terrifying epidemic of Restless Leg Syndrome that can only be the result of the perhaps most severe outbreak of Attention Deficit Disorder the world has ever seen.

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