Goat Cubs!

Oct 22, 16 Goat Cubs!

If we all went too far, maybe just maybe that will compel us all to be closer with one another as companions and just maybe then that would result in actions that will keep this Earth, and all that it shares over our heads, safe and sound.

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Non-voters reminded to bitch extra following recent election

Jan 02, 15 Non-voters reminded to bitch extra following recent election

A new un-informed yet opinionated group is reminding non-voting Americans that bitching and complaining but not taking action is almost as good as taking action. Freedom Loving Americans for Patriotism’s spokesman Mitch Johnson had this to say.
“Just because an American wakes up late on election day doesn’t mean they should be forced to vote in order to have their views validated. Same goes for people who forget to register at a new address.”

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One Month Ago (April Fools): Letter to Rahm and Pat

May 01, 14 One Month Ago (April Fools): Letter to Rahm and Pat

On April Fools marked an action and hand delivery of a Page Telegram to both Rahm Emmanuel and Pat Quinn. The officer in Rahm’s office signed “J. Smith” and did not put in a date. Nonetheless the guard delivered the Oliver typewriter letter to Rahm right away and Pat Quinn gave us his regards. Watch action and the delivery to Rahm’s office.

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They Have No Steak in America

Mar 07, 14 They Have No Steak in America

The government and it’s people have been left without any steak. All the steaks are now in other countries and the fine looking four class dining suite and tie people have left to find their steak elsewhere. Currently China and Russia are booming with America groped of all it’s great steaks.

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You Can Go to Debt Prison for Failing to Pay 9/10ths of a Penny on Credit Charge

Mar 06, 14 You Can Go to Debt Prison for Failing to Pay 9/10ths of a Penny on Credit Charge

Ever notice how gas has gone up to $4.38…and 9/10ths of a cent per gallon? Now, when you see a charge for 9/10ths of a cent…at this point you can know for sure that these oil companies absolutely don’t give a hoots about you and will try their very best to milk you out of every last dollar, cent, and fraction of a cent you’re worth. Yep, they put it out there boldly on display for everyone to see; totally shameless.

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The New World Odor Exposed

Mar 06, 14 The New World Odor Exposed

I woke up today to the sight of smog. Did not think anything of it until I walked outside to get some fresh air. I took one deep breath, filled my lungs and exhaled. I did not smell anything out of the ordinary. Then a month later I took a vacation trip to Swiss Alps and started coughing up blood the first day I was there.

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Divorce Parties

Mar 01, 14 Divorce Parties

People have recently begun celebrating divorce as a new beginning to life after being wedded by the OpenSource Temple at multikulti. Divorce parties are popping up all over town, you may just be invited! “Why not” says Jay Dymzaduzen, “we’ve been unhappily married for 23 years and now we can finally move on with our lives.”

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What Wouldn’t Jesus Not Do?

Nov 15, 13 What Wouldn’t Jesus Not Do?

In an anticipation of the latest graffiti “taggin” throwdown following the most recent late night gathering at multikulti a few people have been volunteering to clean the men’s bathroom…

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