The Garlic Get’s Environmentally Snotty

Mar 24, 14 The Garlic Get’s Environmentally Snotty

or the action: “Frack Your Nose: Diapers Optional (To Flick And Soil Our Future)” we invite you to pick-it, whatever golden idea you would like to rush and mock. We’ve run our course of peak snot imported from other countries and deep oceans and now we’re asking the United States government to extract resources from our bodies here at home. We’re presenting this to those major oil, coal and gas companies so they can comply with our own snot and allow this country to be resource Depends. Together we can make our future with these new promising resources to prosper generations to come. Masks will be provided to the first 20-some people who show up courtesy of URME & plastic see-thru gloves will be given away by Sid Yiddish.

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NSA Calls to God Intercepted by the Federation of Them

Mar 08, 14 NSA Calls to God Intercepted by the Federation of Them

The NSA learned today that all their communications had been compromised by They. In the effort to consolidate what “strategery” they had left they concluded either doing nothing or negotiating with Them on what ever plan they have in whatever it means to serve mankind.

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