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Ascends from Saturn, a human being runs for President…

Nov 07, 16 Ascends from Saturn, a human being runs for President…

Sid, the human conspiracy on the reptilian dominated Saturn returns to Earth to help in his presidency eradicate the infestation.
Sid, the human conspiracy on the reptilian dominated Saturn returns to Earth to help in his presidency eradicate the infestation.
So if you are not thinking about voting, do it anyways just to write Sid in. He can sure use a human kicking him to the oval office. No reptilian will vote for him or their sheeple. So we need to rally all the intelligent folks that wouldn’t otherwise vote.

The reptilian media establishment had cut the debate short between Sid, Trump and Clinton. Supposedly, unconfirmed reports that Weird Al will be the substitute to Sid’s hand on the bible. Conspiracy theories have gone wild about where Sid will be asked to place his hand. Hopefully it will be kid and sheeple safe.

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Goat Cubs!

Oct 22, 16 Goat Cubs!

If we all went too far, maybe just maybe that will compel us all to be closer with one another as companions and just maybe then that would result in actions that will keep this Earth, and all that it shares over our heads, safe and sound.

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Acid Clown Jazz USA!

Oct 05, 16 Acid Clown Jazz USA!

The sedatives mummify the public’s group think mind in a wide spread experiment by the psychological operations of our military to see to what extent the mass population is ready for a virtual reality while the true reality becomes destroyed beneath this veil.

“It is a matter of how to transcend this reality to a fake one before we can just pull the plug on humanity”- Unconfirmed Agenda 42 operator.

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Drop-In Center for Cops to Help Curb Violence Across Cities

Sep 30, 16 Drop-In Center for Cops to Help Curb Violence Across Cities

Chicago is piloting a drop in center program for Police Officers in an effort to curb city-wide violence. The program introduces a mandatory group titled “Ask Questions First” to encourage officers to identify a situation first before reacting to it. Some officers are inclined to be prescribed the non-mandatory donut regimen which once in their system will curb physical reaction time to allow mental capacities to assess a situation while the physical reaction of their bodies catches up to react in hopes that their physical reactions coincide with their eventual final assessment of a given situation.

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Inspiration behind The Garlic, Andrey Price needs your help…

Aug 29, 16 Inspiration behind The Garlic, Andrey Price needs your help…

We ask that if you see Andrey to comfort him, give him cigs, ask if he needs anything, remind him there are people who love him, Jason loves him and assess his situation for treatment and please have him call Jason at the number given on the sign below:

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Exodus Disproportion to Election Results

Mar 03, 16 Exodus Disproportion to Election Results

The polls have commenced. The stakes in the states have been Dumped. And Hillary is trying to steal Bernie’s claim to address this one single anomaly: More voters are leaving for Canada than those numbers claimed to have voted for Trump – and by no means by any small margin.

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Voting Won’t Matter, because I don’t care….

Feb 27, 15 Voting Won’t Matter, because I don’t care….

Bare not this scenario, for that Chuy is a man of steel and only high fructose corn syrup, fluoride and heavy metals can bring him down. He get’s his cilantro and onions from the people to keep his strength and deter Kryptonite, so vote on!

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Dr. Katalyst’s Last Coming

Jan 02, 15 Dr. Katalyst’s Last Coming

Dr. Katalyst told the board at multikulti that when his time has come that he would like his soul to leave his body as his body is lit in a flame rolled on a bed of that all enduring female plant.

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Non-voters reminded to bitch extra following recent election

Jan 02, 15 Non-voters reminded to bitch extra following recent election

A new un-informed yet opinionated group is reminding non-voting Americans that bitching and complaining but not taking action is almost as good as taking action. Freedom Loving Americans for Patriotism’s spokesman Mitch Johnson had this to say.
“Just because an American wakes up late on election day doesn’t mean they should be forced to vote in order to have their views validated. Same goes for people who forget to register at a new address.”

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Fracking Companies Now Sell Water and Fire From the Same Source

Jan 02, 15 Fracking Companies Now Sell Water and Fire From the Same Source

“People need water, and people need to heat their homes and cook their food” says Barnie Bushwhacker from the company Frack America USA. Now fracking companies have come up with an innovative way for people to get both these utilities right from the convenience of their kitchen or bathroom faucet. Through high pressured horizontal fracturing, natural gas companies are drilling in neighborhoods around the country to provide a unique service, allowing the methane gas trapped deep in the earth to seep into the aquifers where they can be utilized by residents. Residents are already showing excitement…”now i can light my tap water on fire!” said Jacob Haughney of North Dakota.

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The End is Near: MK Buys Fancy Toilet Paper for Everyone!

Jan 02, 15 The End is Near: MK Buys Fancy Toilet Paper for Everyone!

The Julian Calendar originally consisted of 10 months so some time has been unaccounted. The prophecy of the end of the world has been extended with this error accounted. Meanwhile, the end of multikulti is even more near.

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The Spaceship Leaves

Jan 02, 15 The Spaceship Leaves

Dr. Katalyst had a dream that he discovered that the 4th floor of the building that is multikulti is actually a spaceship that took off.

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Potholes Repurposed

Oct 10, 14 Potholes Repurposed

The Mayor has dug a hole in the the city and the TIF’s budget when executing his ‘building a new Chicago,” that led him to think creatively to respond to the ever exponentially increasing pothole problem.

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Fetuses Diagnosed with ADD and Restless Leg Syndrome

Oct 10, 14 Fetuses Diagnosed with ADD and Restless Leg Syndrome

Doctors have discovered that millions of fetuses are suffering from a terrifying epidemic of Restless Leg Syndrome that can only be the result of the perhaps most severe outbreak of Attention Deficit Disorder the world has ever seen.

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Is, Is?

Oct 10, 14 Is, Is?

The folks at multikulti are unraveling the greatest conspiracy of all time, and by that we do not mean what the CIA is actually funding with the cohesion of corporate warfare but the metaphysical question on our projection of reality.

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One Month Ago (April Fools): Letter to Rahm and Pat

May 01, 14 One Month Ago (April Fools): Letter to Rahm and Pat

On April Fools marked an action and hand delivery of a Page Telegram to both Rahm Emmanuel and Pat Quinn. The officer in Rahm’s office signed “J. Smith” and did not put in a date. Nonetheless the guard delivered the Oliver typewriter letter to Rahm right away and Pat Quinn gave us his regards. Watch action and the delivery to Rahm’s office.

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China’s New Housing Initiative: Biodegradable for Cheap

Apr 24, 14 China’s New Housing Initiative: Biodegradable for Cheap

China is finally getting the idea of planned obsolescence from the greatest garbage producing nation in the world: America — only that China is taking an environmentally sound approach.

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Multikulti Weekly Elevator Forecast

MONDAY – Slight chance of going up and down

TUESDAY – Holy shit we made it!

WEDNESDAY – Its raining again in the elevator shaft
THURSDAY – Good chance of delays
FRIDAY – Might hit some unexpected traffic patterns
SATURDAY – Sounds like someone is screaming
SUNDAY – Bats

MONDAY – Take nearest detour
TUESDAY – Oh shit we’re in the basement, what the fuck is this place?
WEDNESDAY – Look for reroute

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The Garlic Get’s Environmentally Snotty

Mar 24, 14 The Garlic Get’s Environmentally Snotty

or the action: “Frack Your Nose: Diapers Optional (To Flick And Soil Our Future)” we invite you to pick-it, whatever golden idea you would like to rush and mock. We’ve run our course of peak snot imported from other countries and deep oceans and now we’re asking the United States government to extract resources from our bodies here at home. We’re presenting this to those major oil, coal and gas companies so they can comply with our own snot and allow this country to be resource Depends. Together we can make our future with these new promising resources to prosper generations to come. Masks will be provided to the first 20-some people who show up courtesy of URME & plastic see-thru gloves will be given away by Sid Yiddish.

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Call the Psychic Opvious Hotline

Mar 18, 14 Call the Psychic Opvious Hotline

Multikullti has started a new psychic hotline to help pay for our gas and electric bills. For a fantastic rate of just $3 a minute, you can talk to one of our most intuitive psychics. We have cultivated a rare gift that enables us to see the obvious truth that lies right in plain sight.

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NSA Calls to God Intercepted by the Federation of Them

Mar 08, 14 NSA Calls to God Intercepted by the Federation of Them

The NSA learned today that all their communications had been compromised by They. In the effort to consolidate what “strategery” they had left they concluded either doing nothing or negotiating with Them on what ever plan they have in whatever it means to serve mankind.

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Judges and their Robes

Mar 07, 14 Judges and their Robes

What the hell is the deal with judges and those black robes? Where else would you trust a person wearing a black judges robe? If someone was behind you on the subway and was wearing that robe you would be freaked out. You wouldn’t let someone babysit your children if they walked around in a black judges robe. If you saw someone in public wearing that black robe you would think they were in some kind of freaky medieval death cult. So how is it that we trust this person with upholding the law itself if we wouldn’t trust that person with absolutely anything else in our lives.

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They Have No Steak in America

Mar 07, 14 They Have No Steak in America

The government and it’s people have been left without any steak. All the steaks are now in other countries and the fine looking four class dining suite and tie people have left to find their steak elsewhere. Currently China and Russia are booming with America groped of all it’s great steaks.

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North Korea Tries to Wake Up America with Their Propaganda on American Propaganda

Mar 07, 14 North Korea Tries to Wake Up America with Their Propaganda on American Propaganda

North Korean starts a Youtube channel with an abundance of videos about their great leader. However North Korea recently drew into question with their expose of the use of propaganda in American mainstream media. We tried asking random people in the street for comment and everyone just scurried away thinking we were trying to sell them something.

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Peanut Skins Not Banned, Yet

Mar 06, 14 Peanut Skins Not Banned, Yet

The drug war’s Drug Enforcement Agitators recently gave up on enforcing anti-cannabis efforts with their statement “if we put all those dope heads in prison then the prison industrial complex would be making more in profits than the military industrial complex. We simply cannot afford that reputation.”

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Multikulti Introduces New Food Pyramid Scheme

Mar 06, 14 Multikulti Introduces New Food Pyramid Scheme

Multikulti found a method of nutritional intake where animals and plants can profit off their consumers. Alec says “this perpetual system of an exchange of energy no longer gets depleted with this new pyramid scheme. Everyone that consumes plays an essential role in the scheme, and everyone profits in energy abundance.”

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Dr. Katalyst’s Phone Dies. 12 Dead at the Door

Mar 06, 14 Dr. Katalyst’s Phone Dies. 12 Dead at the Door

Back in the frigid cold of February, in an attempt to restore juice to the capacity of his phone, Dr. Katalyst leaves phone at home unplugged. He forgets that an anti-war group meets at the space. As a result of not being able to buzz them in at the door downstairs with his phone, 12 are found frozen dead at the building’s footsteps.

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The MK-Intelligence Agency Saves Money and Time by Pulling the Plug

Mar 06, 14 The MK-Intelligence Agency Saves Money and Time by Pulling the Plug

After three hours of using a computer, everything crawls and the hard drive cranks as if the mouse cursor is the cookie monster. I asked the developer of the operating system why why why: “Well we knew from the beginning of our operating system development that it needed to be as human like as possible, prone to fatigue and sluggish thinking towards the end of it’s cycle so to give people empathy for computers.”

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You Can Go to Debt Prison for Failing to Pay 9/10ths of a Penny on Credit Charge

Mar 06, 14 You Can Go to Debt Prison for Failing to Pay 9/10ths of a Penny on Credit Charge

Ever notice how gas has gone up to $4.38…and 9/10ths of a cent per gallon? Now, when you see a charge for 9/10ths of a cent…at this point you can know for sure that these oil companies absolutely don’t give a hoots about you and will try their very best to milk you out of every last dollar, cent, and fraction of a cent you’re worth. Yep, they put it out there boldly on display for everyone to see; totally shameless.

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The New World Odor Exposed

Mar 06, 14 The New World Odor Exposed

I woke up today to the sight of smog. Did not think anything of it until I walked outside to get some fresh air. I took one deep breath, filled my lungs and exhaled. I did not smell anything out of the ordinary. Then a month later I took a vacation trip to Swiss Alps and started coughing up blood the first day I was there.

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Man Clicks On Internet Ad for First Time

Mar 04, 14 Man Clicks On Internet Ad for First Time

Today, Dr. Nothing casually admitted that he had willfully clicked on an internet advertisement for the first time while he’s been surfing the web since he first came online in 1995. “I saw this ad…for a manual espresso maker…I was intrigued and just had to click on it”. He looked kind of ashamed, like he had done something terribly wrong. “I’ve clicked on ads by mistake a couple times before, you know just browsing the web, but this time I just had to find out more about this product.” Dr. Nothing always had a weakness for his vice for espresso, and with a machine that claims to work without electricity, he could not resist the temptation.

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Chicago Upgrades Computers from Windows 8 to Commodore 64

Mar 03, 14 Chicago Upgrades Computers from Windows 8 to Commodore 64

The Legacy Is Best computer group convinced the tech council and affiliates for the City of Chicago to revert back to 30 year old technology in order to get things done on time and make hack attacks virtually impossible. “We love the new system,” Dart replies. “I know that when I type a word that it will appear instantly and not have to wait for the computer to catch up to be ready for my input.”

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Call for a Pink Mustache Ride

Mar 03, 14 Call for a Pink Mustache Ride

When you need a ride from a total stranger, just look for the pink mustache, they will be more than happy to give you a lift! Take it slow or hurry up when you’re on the go. You just never know who might be your next pink mustache ride. It’s always a surprise when you see that pink mustache riding up your way.

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United States Post Office Makes Federal Reserve and Gold Irrelevant

Mar 02, 14 United States Post Office Makes Federal Reserve and Gold Irrelevant

The United States Post Office is now accepting all your Federal Reserve Notes in exchange for the new Debt Stamps. The new currency allows you to cover the cost of shipping packages on all sizes and weights with one cost matching stamp.

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Divorce Parties

Mar 01, 14 Divorce Parties

People have recently begun celebrating divorce as a new beginning to life after being wedded by the OpenSource Temple at multikulti. Divorce parties are popping up all over town, you may just be invited! “Why not” says Jay Dymzaduzen, “we’ve been unhappily married for 23 years and now we can finally move on with our lives.”

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Governor Gives the Old Two Steps Out the Back Door

Feb 28, 14 Governor Gives the Old Two Steps Out the Back Door

Today in an appearance by Governor Quinn at Loyola University, when pressed with critical questions about his political stances, Quinn put on his dancing shows and tip toed right out the back door, sliding out as the curtain dropped with people standing in their seats…shows over folks, and what an ending! “Hey Governor” people yelled “do an encore”. The crowd was rilled up in excitement.

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TSA Announces Ball Sack Scanner

Feb 28, 14 TSA Announces Ball Sack Scanner

Criminal investigators discovered that every ball sack has a unique set of prints that can not be replicated, and which is even more reliable than the trusty old method of fingerprinting. With this new development, TSA is now planning on installing ball sack security scanners at designated checkpoints to provide the public with an added layer of safety and security.

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Kids Soon to Be Vaccinated for Cooties

Feb 24, 14 Kids Soon to Be Vaccinated for Cooties

FEMA confirms report of a massive cootie outbreak in schools across the US. Undercover officials working within the Department of Emergency Management have documented evidence from countless sources like 5 year old Jimmy Thomson who said “Katie has cooties.”

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MK FRIDGE NOW CLEAN!

Feb 20, 14 MK FRIDGE NOW CLEAN!

Today the Multikulti refrigerator was cleaned properly for the first time in God knows how long its been. You may notice it now has an unfamiliar fresh smell to it, which is far more pleasant than the mystery odor you normally get when opening the door.

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Multikulti Transcends to Same Same

Jan 04, 14 Multikulti Transcends to Same Same

Activists focus all their energies on materializing someone levitating and succeeded.
Activists focus all their energies on materializing someone levitating and succeeded.

In a strange twist of events Multikulti was recently crowded with a large group of content Americans. This is in sharp contrast to the usual activists and “do gooders” who frequent MK, bitching and complaining about the status-quo and preaching their idealism on anything that will listen, including other humans, the plant life, bathroom walls and even over the internet virtual air waves. It has become commonplace that Multikulti is for those who wish to express themselves via activism and art yet on one strange January evening all of the MK patrons were content, neither happy nor upset at the “establishment,” “corporations” or “the man.”

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He Profits So You Can Save: When Jesus saves, he is also getting a really good deal!

Dec 15, 13 He Profits So You Can Save: When Jesus saves, he is also getting a really good deal!

All through the streets people are cheering with glee, as they trample each other for flat screen TVs.
Just as Jesus intended, people are flocking to their local retailers for discounts you would literally kill for.

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Your Dish-Wish @ Work

Dec 15, 13 Your Dish-Wish @ Work

The Multikulti kitchen will be accepting a new Karmic Payment Plan for those who do not wash the dishes they dirty, a change that is met with both joy and fear.

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Q4 Radio: Gift Not Leverage

Dec 15, 13 Q4 Radio: Gift Not Leverage

The detonation device to bring the radio to the airwaves had it’s essential software taken hostage by the Grinch during the nightmare before Christmas. It was a dispute over whose candy cane is the biggest and by far the Grinch’s candy cane keeps getting bigger.

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NSAnta KNwOS BEST

Dec 15, 13 NSAnta KNwOS BEST

At just five years of age I looked up to my father, stared him straight in the eye and said “you are Santa.” I spent the rest of those years not believing until one day

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What Wouldn’t Jesus Not Do?

Nov 15, 13 What Wouldn’t Jesus Not Do?

In an anticipation of the latest graffiti “taggin” throwdown following the most recent late night gathering at multikulti a few people have been volunteering to clean the men’s bathroom…

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Free the Ants!

Nov 15, 13 Free the Ants!

Wolves in sheep clothing were exposed at multikulti during a night in October that had the house full of working ants…

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Air Plumbing Need Answered by Q4

Nov 15, 13 Air Plumbing Need Answered by Q4

Que4.org and AM1710 answers the mental hunger pains expressed by the majority that have been squandered by the rest of the available radio stations and consolidated media.

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NSA Proof Typewriter Compromised Through CALM-ED in Lieu of the Queen

Nov 15, 13 NSA Proof Typewriter Compromised Through CALM-ED in Lieu of the Queen

Hallikey collects $15 trillion from a Blackhole to answer the call to recent demand for typewriter ribbons.

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Free the Human Breed with the [beep]

Oct 15, 13 Free the Human Breed with the [beep]

Illinios NORML redefines what it means to be normal: Yourself.

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MK+CIMC=POW

Oct 15, 13 MK+CIMC=POW

Members of Multikulti have been involved in producing Chicago Independent Television with Indymedia since episode 86.

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MK is back to Green

Oct 15, 13 MK is back to Green

The green screen (chromakey) studio has re-opened with a batch of brand new lights donated by Dreadsen (Media Skeptic.)

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Jazz Nights Cures the Docile

Oct 15, 13 Jazz Nights Cures the Docile

Every Tuesday night the zombies awake for their daily dose of vibrational treatment at multikulti from 10PM into the dawn, returning ready to function for their day jobs the next day.

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Masses in the streets, multikulti reacts calmly to even deeper conspiracy

Oct 15, 13 Masses in the streets, multikulti reacts calmly to even deeper conspiracy

Sales of typewriters skyrocket from the shelves of thrift stores due to NSA hysteria.

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